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Name:
luwin wong
Age:
twenteen
Location:
on an island city state
Email:
luwinwong@hotmail.com

RevisitatioN:
month six o five
month five o five
month two o five
month one o five
month twelve o four
month eleventh o four
month tenth o four
month ninth o four
month eighth o four
month eleventh o three

period-full-stop
luwin


Well on this green page i'll say,
a thing of what i think today,
which since i please, i think i may,
type quick or slow or pink or gray.
And although pink might sound right gay,
i will right now your fears allay,
i'm quite alright, for bent i'm nay.
i kinda think, it's quite okay,
i cannot sing, like mike buble,
nor even act poor capulet,
upon the bright, shiny parquet
of good ol' grand broadway.
I haven't been to cold norway,
or timbuktu, or mandalay.
Coz singapore, the place i stay,
has got only one railway,
that leads direct to sia-malay,
where its quite fun to play.
If i ever own a chevrolet,
it just might be a cabriolet,
but that'll have to wait till next payday,
which just might come, if i do pray.
Now i had enough of this wordplay,
i'll end right now, this quarterway.
i hoped u liked this "-ay" buffet,
I bid you all, a nice good day.



Grow old along with me..

Sunday, December 05, 2004
The Law of Averages..

.
..or should i say, the Averages of Law.

Average students,
like you and i,
live average lives,
have average looks,
got average talents..
We do average stuff,
eat average food,
watch average shows..
and when we are lucky, think average thoughts.

But what really stinks up this whole equation, is when it makes us believe..
... that we are truly average.

The first Law & Management Senior Prom isn't your average prom.

Your average prom has got a 9 course meal which includes noodles or rice to fill u up at the end.
Your average prom has got grumpy banquet waiters serving you half-arsed drinks they never bother to refill.
Your average prom has got repetitive elevator music serenading the air.

And that is why your average prom cost $50 bucks.

And that is why, your prestiguous Junior College proms have to book an after party club to drink, dance, and be merry..
And even then, it's $25 bucks cover.
Which offers you coupons good for 3 drinks, which you have to queue your butt off for, only to see the bartender ignore you several times before the chucks a 2/3 filled rock glass into your flailing hands.
And they DJ plays the songs he's jolly well used to playing every other night.
And they chase you out at 3am.

Oh, what you wouldn't give for a night like that.

Unfortunately, those memories remain with you right up until your next ladies night clubbing session..
Whereupon the two similar experiences merge together into a vague indivisble one.

The Premier Law & Management Senior Prom ain't gonna be like that.
It's set to be the high-life; the better-than-average kinda life.
The sorta life we deserve after 11 blooming weeks in phoney corporate life.

And it's $80 freaking bucks.

I'm not saying it's cheap.
But i'm saying there are worst ways to spend $80 bucks.
and i'm saying it's worth every cent you pay.
and i'm saying it'll the party by which all future parties i your lifetime will be measured.

Let's not get disillusioned here.
Those $80 bucks won't remain in your back account forever and ever simply beacuse you don't come for prom.
Those $80 bucks will be spent. in due time
And when it's gone, you'd be thinking about how you spent it. and on what.
And you won't remember how.
And you won't be able to recall half of what you spent them on.
Heck, you might even regret spending it the way you did.

But this prom, you'll never forget.
And this prom, you won't ever regret.

The stage is set.

Prom is waiting for you. What are you waiting for?


Two cents dropped on or about.. 2:35 AM


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..the best is yet to be.